The Beatification of St. Steven Paul I

I am about to send a letter to the Holy See asking that Pope Benedict XVI hasten
the beatification of Steve Jobs, and move him into sainthood immediately.

Didn't Bill G. say exactly the same thing about DRM earlier this year?

Wow. Another Apple 'innovation'.

My thoughts here.

Ahh steve fighting for the consumer again how noble of you.... if you really
dislike DRM as much as you say how come it took you this long to say as such.

The good news is that John Paul II abolished the office of Promotor Fidei.
Surely nobody could be found to oppose Steve's Cause.

Now Bill Gates did mention that Jobs invented the World (I thought that it had
been Kim il Jong, but under torture, I'll admit my errors).

John (Χρυσόστομος ?), doesn't a Saint need to be dead? Or is there
some kind of apotheosis here? The process for martyrs is a little easier,
right?

I totally forgot about that high-heels-wearing offspring of the Perpetual
President, Kim Il-Sung.

I confess, I've not been a good Catholic for a while so I'm a little rusty....
You do need to, ahem, die to be sainted. My bad!

However, from all the ink in the press and all the damnable bloggorhea online,
you would think Stevie walks on water!

Well, St John Chrysostom (the Golden Mouthed), we are further lead to think that
he then takes that water and turns it into wine.

What do you think about the last (most recent) chapter in this cute dispute
between between Stevie and the Beatles? Years─yes, many years─ago, people
thought I was making the whole thing up.

And now, if you'll pardon me, I need to ask Allen Iverson to help me convert
that wine into water again.