Advertising

A little old lady from Newfoundland had worked in and around her family
dairy farms since she was old enough to walk, with hours of hard work and
little compensation. When canned Carnation Milk became available in grocery
stores in approximately the 1940's, she read an advertisement offering
$5,000 for the best slogan. The producers wanted a rhyme beginning with
"Carnation Milk is best of all...." She thought to herself, I know
all
about milk and dairy farms... I can do this!

She sent in her entry, and about a week later, a black limo drove up in
front of her house.. a man got out and said, "Carnation LOVED your entry
so
much, we are here to award you $1000, even though we will not be able to
use it....

"Carnation milk is best of all, no tits to pull, no hay to haul, no
buckets
to wash, no shit to pitch, just poke a hole in the son-of a bitch."