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The Auction

The Auction
Mon, 23 Apr 2007 12:11:40 +020
A lady went to an auction and was smitten by a beautiful parrot for sale and 
decided that she must own this gorgeous bird! When the bird came up for 
sale, the auctioneer asked, "How much am I bid for this parrot?" and
the 
lady bid with "Seven hundred dollars". "Eight hundred!"
"Eighty hundred 
fifty!" "Nine hundred fifty!" go the next several bids, and the
lady bid 
"One thousand dollars!" Bidding goes on this way for several minutes
until 
she found herself the proud owner of a parrot for $1500.

She approached the auctioneer and asked him "Can the bird talk?" to
which 
the auctioneer replied "Lady, who do you think was bidding against
you?"


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