Retirement Plan Made Simple

Retirement Planning

 If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one
 year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.

 With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original
 $1000.00.

 With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.

 If you had purchased $1000 of Delta Air Lines
 stock you would have $49.00 left.

 But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer
 one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for
 the aluminum recycling REFUND, you would have had $214.00.

 Based on the above, the best current investment
 advice is to drink heavily and recycle.

 It's called the 401-Keg Plan.