insult

 Insult!

A man walked into a cowboy bar and ordered a beer just as former President 
Clinton appeared on the television. After a few sips, he looked up at the 
television and mumbled:

"Now, there's the biggest horse's ass I've ever seen."

A customer at the end of the bar quickly stood up, walked over to him, and 
decked him. A few minutes later, as the man was finishing his beer, Hillary 
Clinton appeared on the television.

"She's a horse's ass too."

This time, a customer at the other end of the bar quickly stood up, walked 
over to him, and knocked him off his stool.

"Damn it!" the man said, climbing back up to the bar.

"This must be Clinton country!"

"Nope," the bartender replied. "Horse country!"