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| Over 50 ? |
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Tue, 8 May 2007 12:11:09 -0500 |
Subject: for those 50+ (or as some of us, way beyond 50)
Q: Where can women over the age of 50 find young, sexy men, who are
interested in them?
A: Try a bookstore under fiction.
Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause?
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement. When
you are done you will have a place to live.
Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?
A: Tell him you're pregnant.
Q: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?
A: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.
Q: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.
Q: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory
storage?
A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.
Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
Q: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?
A: Their foreheads.
Q: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they enter
antique stores?
A: "I remember these".
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| Re: Over 50 ? |
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Wed, 9 May 2007 16:05:22 -0400 |
OMG ....Love it..
Celeste
"maudee" <nobody@socket.net> wrote in message
news:1178644292_144960@pegasus.annex.net...
> Subject: for those 50+ (or as some of us, way beyond 50)
>
> Q: Where can women over the age of 50 find young, sexy men, who are
> interested in them?
> A: Try a bookstore under fiction.
>
> Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause?
> A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.
> When you are done you will have a place to live.
>
> Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?
> A: Tell him you're pregnant.
>
> Q: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?
> A: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.
>
> Q: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?
> A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.
>
> Q: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory
> storage?
> A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.
>
> Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
> A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
>
> Q: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?
> A: Their foreheads.
>
> Q: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they enter
> antique stores?
> A: "I remember these".
>
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