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60 plus

60 plus
Fri, 8 Jun 2007 08:48:00 -0400
* 60 + years

How can you increase the heart rate of your 60+ year old husband?
Tell him you're pregnant.

How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?
The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.

Why should 60+ year old people use valet parking?
Valets don't forget where they park your car.

Is it common for 60+ year olds to have problems with short term memory 
storage?
Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.



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