Re: PING JAY - you'll love this

squaredancer wrote:
> yepp - this is for Jay, but you other guys might like it as well!
> 
> reg
> 
> ps - this is Alabama, not Florida *lolol*
> 

well, you could have fooled me. I thought it was Louisiana, 
Missouri.

> 
> 
> An elderly man in Louisiana had owned a large farm for several years.  
> It had a large pond in the back.  As it was properly shaped for 
> swimming, he fixed it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and 
> some apple and peach trees. 
> 
> One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond to look it 
> over, as he hadn't been there for a while. On the way out he grabbed a 
> five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. 
> 
> As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.  
> He got closer and saw a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. 
> 
> He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep 
> end and one of the women shouted to him, 'We're not coming out until you 
> leave'
> 
> The old man frowned, 'I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim 
> naked or make you get out of the pond naked.' Holding the bucket up he 
> said, 'I'm here to feed the alligator.' 
> 
> Some old men can still think fast.


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yepp - this is for Jay, but you other guys might like it as well!

reg

ps - this is Alabama, not Florida *lolol*



An elderly man in Louisiana had owned a large farm for several years.  
It had a large pond in the back.  As it was properly shaped for 
swimming, he fixed it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and 
some apple and peach trees. 

One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond to look it 
over, as he hadn't been there for a while. On the way out he grabbed a 
five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. 

As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.  
He got closer and saw a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. 

He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep 
end and one of the women shouted to him, 'We're not coming out until you 
leave'

The old man frowned, 'I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim 
naked or make you get out of the pond naked.' Holding the bucket up he 
said, 'I'm here to feed the alligator.'